1. |
Undead Fred
03:24
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I’m so mad that I could choke
This jerk just bit me in my throat
Now I’m starting to realize
I’m gonna die
I’m getting clammy getting pasty
And my wife she’s looking tasty
Now I’m not gonna lie
She’s gonna die
Call me crazy or you can call me insane
But I think it’s kinda tasty
When I’m chewing on her brains
I washed them down with a cold glass of iced tea
And now she’s a undead just like me
We went to the Johnson’s down the street
She at their brains I ate their feet
Life is good when you’re lifeless
There’s no more work there’s no more stress
So kiss your life goodbye
We’re all gonna die.
You can call me sick or you can call me demented
I like to chew on guys and girls until they get infected
If you’re bored with life I can set you free
And you can be undead just like me
Call Undead Fred! That’s my name!
Call Undead Fred! Living is so lame!
Call Undead Fred! The price is right
Call Undead Fred! To die tonight!
Call Undead Fred! 1966
Call Undead Fred! 243
And you can be a zombie just like me!
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2. |
Gizzmo the Cat
02:49
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Gizzmo the Cat is on the run
He robbed up a bank with a fake gun
Now he’s running from the law
To save his hide and save his paws
Gizzmo the Cat is on the run
Gizzmo the Cat is doing time
He got caught when he crossed the borderline
The judge was mad and gave him hell
And he got 10 years in a cell
Gizzmo the Cat is doing time
Gizzmo the Cat cannot be caged
He broke free just the other day
No one knows how he escaped
He fooled the guards and stole the tapes
Gizzmo the Cat cannot be caged
Gizzmo the Cat is on the run
And he’s still robbing banks because it’s fun
He raises hell in every town
But once he’s gone he can’t be found
Gizzmo the cat is on the run
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3. |
Useless Mind
03:31
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Who would win a war between
The Avengers and the Justice League?
Which Golden Girl was the best in bed?
Could I build a fembot love machine
That runs on steam and gasoline?
These are the thoughts that go inside my head
Cause I’ve got no money
And too much time
I’ve got nothing
But a useless mind
I don’t know much about politics
History or economics
I can barely feed myself or wash my clothes
But I’ve got all the facts
On zombie attacks
So when the dead rise up
You all know where to go
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4. |
Sonic Death Ray
03:30
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He’s out of control
He’s out of his mind
He wants to rule us all
Till the end of time
He’s building a weapon
It’s so extreme
He’s gonna blow the moon up
With a high powered laser beam
And the day will come when we’ll all know his name
Sonic Death Ray!
He’s got the power
He’s got the will
He’s got the way
Sonic Death Ray!
He’s going to blow the moon up
If we do not obey
The man is so evil
You would not believe
He’s so much worse than
Sonic Death Steve
He made his demands
From his evil lair
But nobody listened
Nobody cared
Cause no one likes the moon much anyways
Nobody cares much about the moon
Nobody cares much that we’re all doomed
I’ll show them all! I’ll show them what I’m worth!
Forget the moon…I’ll blow up the Earth!
Cause I never like the moon much anyways
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5. |
Freak!
03:29
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They say I’ve got a problem
But I say I’ve got the cure
They say I’ve got to stop this
Because it isn’t pure
But I’m rebelling against society
And the government
I’m sticking it to the system
With my condiments
This feels so good that it can’t be wrong.
I eat poutine with ketchup on
My friends and family all are gone
I eat poutine with ketchup on
I’m a FREAK!!
I’m a FREAK!!
They all call me demented
They can’t look me in the eye
Cause when I order poutine
I ask to pass the Heinz
So go call me disgusting
And say this isn’t right
But if you ever tried it
You’d see it’s a delight
They say it’s not Canadian
But none of them can see
Fries with cheese and gravy
Is not enough for me
Don’t judge me for my choices
Just because they’re not the norm
I may be a little different
But I refuse to conform!
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6. |
Superfly
02:34
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This feeling’s so illogical this feeling’s so insane
But I can’t deny the power high I feel inside my brain
I can feel it growing. This super energy
I’m climbing up this tower and soon I will be free
I know that you all think I’m crazy
You laugh and joke behind my back,
but none of that can phase me
I know that you think I’m going to die
But give me time to blow your mind
and you’ll see I’m Super Fly
No padded room can hold me. I’ve made for my escape
I’ve traded in my straight jacket. For red tights and a cape
I’m climbing ever higher. The wind is in my hair
The voices in my head are saying that I can’t be scared
A crowd below has gathered “come down from there" they cry
But soon I’ll be their hero when I’m flying through the sky
All there’s left to do now…is jump!
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7. |
Aluminum Foil
02:04
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I don’t like you
And I don’t like what you say
I don’t believe it
If it doesn’t go my way
The world is changing
And I’m getting left behind
You’re all against me
I won’t let you read my mind!
Aluminum foil
Protects my brain
From mind control
By the CIA
Aluminum foil
On my head
Keeps away the president
We’re gonna overthrow the government
You control the weather
And those chem trails in the sky
You can say they’re harmless
But I don’t believe your lies
The world is flat
This I know is true
If you disagree
Then you’re in on it to!
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8. |
Teresa
03:51
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Some men like girls with red hair, auburn or brunette
Some like a sense of humor. Some just like big chests
But me my girl is different, she’s a true beauty
I’m saving up to buy her, so she can be with me
Oh! Teresa! I’d love to hear you sing
Oh! Teresa! And slide down your G string
Because I can’t afford to buy you now, your price is much to steep
Oh! Teresa! Won’t you wait for me?
I’ve watched you through a window and I’ve held you in the store
I’ve sat you down upon my lap and let my fingers soar
I’d love to run my fingers up and down your neck
I’d never put you down again, I’d caress every fret
Oh! Teresa! Ignore those other boys
Oh! Teresa! We’d make such lovely noise
Would it really be such a sin, to bring you home and plug you in
Oh! Teresa! Won’t you wait for me?
I saved and saved each penny I made, I worked every day and night
But when I arrived to my demise you were nowhere in sight
I ran up to the store man and said I have the cash to pay
He said I’m sorry sir, but I sold her to a man just yesterday
Oh! Teresa! I’m Nothing without you
Oh! Teresa! No other axe will do
I can’t go on with this song without you in my hands
Oh! Teresa! Won’t you wait for me?
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9. |
Knocked Out
03:17
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I’ve never met another girl who looks the way you do
I’ve never seen a girl before with hair quite that shade of blue
Tattoos on your left arm and tattoos up your neck
If there’s a better girl for me I haven’t met her yet
And every time I look at you I swear..
I get knocked out. Every time I look at you
You’re such a knock out. With those skull tattoos
I get knocked out. Every time I look at you
It’s true and now I’m coming to
Your Mohawk is so spikey just like that leather coat
And I love that chain connecting your earring to your nose
You snarl when you see me, and spit on my shoe
But I know its just your way of saying baby I love you
And every time I look at you I swear..
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10. |
Low Standards
04:08
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I’ve hit on 10,000 girls and every one has turned me down
They say I’m lazy, they say I’m lame, they say they’d rather drown
But I met a girl that’s different, she just doesn’t seem to care
That I sit at home and drink all day in my underwear
She’s got low standards. She’s got no standards
She’s got low standards. She’s got no standards
She says she’s just fine with the way I look. Some say that’s kind of odd
She’s not into 6 packs. She likes my dad bod
She’s so cool and pretty
She makes twice as much as me
She doesn’t seem to notice she’s a 10
And I’m a 3
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11. |
Radioactive Bees
03:14
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The world has gotten scary
The people going mad
We’ve been hiding under ground
Since the catastrophe began
Radioactive flowers
From radioactive waste
Made radioactive bees
To rule the human race
The bees got a taste and they all went mad
They attacked all the people and destroyed all they had
Revenge for the honey taken from their hives
Revenge for the fallen from pesticides
The world is on its knees
Radioactive Bees
These bees have super powers
They’ve got lasers in their eyes
Stingers full of acid
And they’re reading all our minds
No government can stop them
No army is a match
They’ve levelled all our cities
And they’re taking over fast
The world is ending and it’s all our fault
We can’t deny our problems to make them stop
To hell with your money and your partisan ties
If we don’t ban together we’re all gonna die
It’s getting serious. The bees are stinging us
It’s getting serious. The bees are killing us
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12. |
Paranoia
01:41
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You’ve been acting suspicious
So dark and malicious
Lately you’re just not yourself
The more that I see you
The more that I see truth
You’ve been taken by someone else
So don’t try to defy me
Don’t lie or deny me
I see now that you’re not the same
I’ve spent hundreds of nights
On conspiracy sites
The Martians have taken your brain
I’m feeling paranoia!
Well you’re not who you say
And I’ll prove it today
All I need is a knife and a drill
Invaders I’ve read
Can live in your head
Now just lie down and try to stay still
Because soon you will see
With this lobotomy
I will cut you up as good as new
You’ll go through hell
But you’ll soon be yourself
Now I’ve got some skull to cut through
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Bigfoot Portal Crisis Barrie, Ontario
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