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I’ve hit on 10,000 girls and every one has turned me down
They say I’m lazy, they say I’m lame, they say they’d rather drown
But I met a girl that’s different, she just doesn’t seem to care
That I sit at home and drink all day in my underwear

She’s got low standards. She’s got no standards
She’s got low standards. She’s got no standards

She says she’s just fine with the way I look. Some say that’s kind of odd
She’s not into 6 packs. She likes my dad bod
She’s so cool and pretty
She makes twice as much as me
She doesn’t seem to notice she’s a 10
And I’m a 3

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from A Brief Break From Sanity, released December 24, 2019

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Bigfoot Portal Crisis Barrie, Ontario

Our main objective is to raise awareness of the Canadian Governments efforts to hide the existence of Bigfoot through the use of Canadian portal technology. The people need to know!

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